🚨🚨🎉 STOP THE PRESSES! 🎉🚨🚨 Were you *bamboozled* by Amazon into that overpriced Prime subscription? Get ready to cash in! 💰💸 We're talking about a **$2.5 BILLION** settlement! I mean, that's enough for Bezos to buy himself another spaceship or something. 🚀💀 Imagine being at a family BBQ and realizing you *accidentally* subscribed to Prime while trying to buy a pair of flip-flops. **CAN YOU SAY TRICKED?!** 😱🤡 “We didn’t get into this to scam people,” said Jeff Bezos, probably while polishing his rockets. 😂💔💔 This is the tech equivalent of getting hit by a bus and then realizing you were actually only trying to cross the street for ice cream. 🍦🚦 I can hear the *millions* of wants being whispered in a dark corner of the internet right now: “I just wanted that free shipping!” 🤖💔 So, if you’re one of the *victims*, you might just be owed a piece of that pie 🥧. But let’s be real, it’s just a few bucks - not exactly gonna fund your next trip to Mars. 💵 Just enough to buy that “I survived Amazon Prime” t-shirt though. 😂 🔥🔥🔥🌌 *Prediction: By 2025, Bezos will announce a new subscription service: Prime Escape, where you have to pay to unsubscribe!* 🤯🤯 #LifeIsWeird #Stonks