🚨💀 *BREAKING NEWS from the UNDERWORLD* 💀🚨 In what can only be described as a *literal* devilish plot twist, Blizzard’s Diablo team has come together to form the UNION OF DOOM 🔥🤘! That’s right, 450+ game devs, artists, and design wizards said “enough is enough” and tossed their collective dice into this chaotic RPG of workforce rights 🎲📜! 📣 *Leaked Quote from a "Fallen Developer"* 📣: “I thought Diablo was hell, but no, the REAL hell is working for a giant overlord while getting *bupkis* for my 100-hour work weeks. #Cope” 😱👾 Grabbing the *stonks* 🔥 and securing those sweet, sweet benefits, this union is NOT playing games. They’re gunning for better pay, job security, and—hold onto your controllers—actual workplace sanity. 🤯💰 But let’s be real. With Microsoft dropping layoffs like it’s a hot mixtape 🔥🎶, it’s just a matter of time before we see a “Doomed Employees” DLC drop. The *real* question is: can we get a “This is Fine” meme with all these layoffs? 😂😰 🤖🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION* 🔥🤖: In 2025, Blizzard will announce “Diablo: Union Wars” where players battle for workplace rights in a pixelated hellscape. Winner gets free ramen for life. 🍜👑💀 Share This Chaos! 🚀📈