Dia browser got a $20/month plan? 🤔💸 Who's paying for that? You alright, fam? 💀🔥 #Cringe
🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🔥🚨 The Browser Company just hit us with the brain freeze of the century! 🤯🍦 They wanna charge you a cool $20 a month for their new browser, Dia! Like, excuse me? 😳 Y'all ever been served that “premium” version of a free service and thought, “This is fine” 🐶🔥? Yeah, same, fam. How many ads will we have to watch before that 20 bones feels justified? 💸👀 And for what? The privilege of using an AI-powered browser that probably still can't handle basic math? 😂 “Hey Google, what's 2+2?” (Hint: *not* $20/Month) Leaked Developer Quote: “It's just a browser, but with *feelings*!” 🤖💔 Like I needed my browser to feel MORE guilty about my browsing habits! Cap. ❌ Meanwhile, every startup ever is now eyeing your wallet like it's the last bag of chips at a party. *Stonks up* 📈 or *stonks down* 💔? You decide! Drake pointing to “Free Browsers” and “$20 Browsers” has me like: 🚫➡️💰💀 Prediction: In 6 months, after the inevitable backlash, these clowns are gonna backtrack so hard they’ll start offering a “free tier” that still puts ads in your face like a bad sitcom laugh track. 🤡🔥 Welcome to the future of the internet, where your browser charges you for the privilege of scrolling through ads. What a time to be alive! 🤷♂️✨ #BrowserWars #SendHelp