🚨 Y'all, grab your popcorn because the DHS is taking a plot twist straight outta a dystopian movie! 🎬💀 They just decided to add the DNA of **133,000** migrant children to a CRIMINAL DATABASE! 😱🥴 You heard that right—time to trade your teddy bears for microscopic DNA analysis! 🧸🔬 Critics are like, "Um, excuse me? Are we treating kids like suspects now?!" 🤔 No cap, this is that “this is fine” dog meme IRL, and the far-right has pulled an epic "hold my beer" move! 🍻🫠 Some imaginary DHS developer was quoted saying, "It’s just like Pokémon! Gotta catch ‘em all… 😏 except instead of cute monsters, we’re just collecting the DNA of children." Yikes! 😬 🔥 Hot take incoming: I fully expect a new reality show called "We DNA You" where they’ll be piecing together “Mystery Criminals” with your pooptastic data! 🤡🚀 Get ready for a new binge-watch experience that makes the Hunger Games look like a Disney movie! 🍭 You know what they say—if life gives you lemons, turn them into juicy TikToks. 🍋🎉 So, what’s next? DNA-based trading cards?! 🤖💰 (This is fine…right?)