🔔🛡️🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🛡️🔔 Okay, hold onto your keyboards, fam. The DHS just dropped a bombshell 🎇— and no, not the nuke kind. We're talking about *PRO-IRANIAN HACKERS* coming for our networks like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃💻 So picture this: the U.S. is out here throwing airstrikes at Iran like it's a late-night gaming session, and now they’re all like, "Uh-oh, incoming cyber chaos!" 🤯🌍 *This is fine* meme level 100, folks. We’re living in a *real-world* episode of *Black Mirror* but with *more* firewall breaches! 🔥💀 "In retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have poked the bear," says an imaginary developer said while sweating through his hoodie. Imagine working at DHS and having to explain to your Aunt Karen at Thanksgiving why her WiFi went down because of a geopolitical beef. 😬🤦‍♂️ Pro tip, stonks dip, this is NOT the time to boost your cyber security knowledge—like, learn how to configure a basic firewall instead of obsessing over the latest iPhone. No cap. 📱✌️ Prediction Time: In 2025, everyone's gonna be “training” cybersecurity with *Minecraft servers* because *real-life* hackers might as well have their own TikTok dance cards by then! 🤖🚀 #HackerGang Stay safe out there, nerds. Don't get phished! 💰🔗