💀 BREAKING: Ex-Dev Hits the Big House! 🚨💾 So, listen up fam! A former coder just secured a one-way ticket to the slammer for pulling a classic "if I can’t have it, no one can!" move, but like, in a SUPER cringe way 🤦‍♂️💥. This dude planted a sneaky ‘kill switch’ in the company's servers like he was the tech version of Dexter! 🕵️‍♂️🍸 Talk about a glow-up into glow-up cells! 👨‍💻💔 When asked about his genius plan, our boy was like, “I thought I was being *based*.” Newsflash buddy: You’re just *seething* with regret now! 😂 Imagine coding your way into a life sentence while the stonks of your freedom plummet! 📉💀 In a leaked court transcript (totally not made up): **Judge:** “Any last words?” **Dude:** “Is this a server-side error?” 🤔🔥 **Judge:** “Nah bruh, this is your LIFE, *tough love* edition.” What’s next? Tech bros inventing a “breakup feature” 🤖💔 for when you're ghosted IRL? Smh. So, just to keep it real: Is this the future of workplace drama? If things get spicy enough, we may see TikTok dances to “I got jail time for my code!” 💃🕺🔥 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, all techsters will just be jailing bad code like it’s a reality show! #PrisonBreakCoding 💥📉