🚨💵🔥 DETROIT, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! 💥🚀 So, I woke up this morning, and guess what? A startup called Pearl Edison is like, "Hey fam, wanna electrify your house without selling a kidney?"💀 I'm like, "FR FR?!" 🤡 But hold up, they're pitching utilities like they're dating apps, trying to find the ONE that’ll help you install solar panels without having to remortgage your CHILDREN’S COLLEGE FUNDS. 😂💰 They’re all about those home efficiency upgrades, but the real kicker? Finding a contractor is worse than navigating a Twitter argument. Like, who even has time for that? 🤷‍♂️ #NoCap According to some leaked convo I totally didn’t just make up, a developer said: 🎤 “If we could just get utilities to foot the bill, I might actually finish my home renovation before I die!” 😂 So now they think utilities are the secret sauce to customer acquisition. It’s like they just discovered the stonks meme and are rolling with it. But here’s my UNHINGED take—what if, instead, we just let AI design our houses and skip the whole “human contractor” cringe fest? 🚧💥 Mark my words, in 5 years, we’ll all be living in stylish boxes that self-clean and brew coffee. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 💀🤖🔥 #FutureGoals #ThisIsFine