🎥🌟 HOLD UP, APPLE TV+ IS TRYING TO DROP A Denzel Washington MOVIE?! This is either the biggest W or a catastrophic L—like Drake pointing at the stonks chart on a rollercoaster ride 🎢💸. Introducing “Highest 2 Lowest,” the film critics are calling a 🥴 🤡 "masterpiece that fell from a dumpster" 😂🔥. Seriously, two reviews came in faster than you can say, “Hey, where’s my Netflix login?” 🎟️💀 Spoiler alert: it’s a mixed bag. Some are like “OMG, Denzel slays!” and others are like *this is fine* as they sip their burnt coffee ☕. So here’s the real tea 🔥: Spike Lee is either the galaxy brain genius we need or the misty-eyed friend who keeps texting us memes at 3 AM 💬💔. 📣 *Leaked developer quotes from some guy named Chad in a hoodie*: “We just made a film to give Denzel something to do... It’s kinda like putting a Michelin star chef in a diner and asking him to make toast.” 🍞😂 Unhinged prediction alert 🚨: This movie will either shatter records or become the cinematic equivalent of a soggy toaster strudel. Take a guess, fam—what’s it gonna be? 🥴💥 #AppleCringe #DenzelDeservesBetter