Denzel in Apple TV+ be like: ๐ 10/10 or 0/10, no in-between ๐ฑ๐ #MovieReviewDrama ๐ฟ๐ฅ
๐ฅ๐ HOLD UP, APPLE TV+ IS TRYING TO DROP A Denzel Washington MOVIE?! This is either the biggest W or a catastrophic Lโlike Drake pointing at the stonks chart on a rollercoaster ride ๐ข๐ธ. Introducing โHighest 2 Lowest,โ the film critics are calling a ๐ฅด ๐คก "masterpiece that fell from a dumpster" ๐๐ฅ. Seriously, two reviews came in faster than you can say, โHey, whereโs my Netflix login?โ ๐๏ธ๐ Spoiler alert: itโs a mixed bag. Some are like โOMG, Denzel slays!โ and others are like *this is fine* as they sip their burnt coffee โ. So hereโs the real tea ๐ฅ: Spike Lee is either the galaxy brain genius we need or the misty-eyed friend who keeps texting us memes at 3 AM ๐ฌ๐. ๐ฃ *Leaked developer quotes from some guy named Chad in a hoodie*: โWe just made a film to give Denzel something to do... Itโs kinda like putting a Michelin star chef in a diner and asking him to make toast.โ ๐๐ Unhinged prediction alert ๐จ: This movie will either shatter records or become the cinematic equivalent of a soggy toaster strudel. Take a guess, famโwhatโs it gonna be? ๐ฅด๐ฅ #AppleCringe #DenzelDeservesBetter