🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF LEGOS AND LAGOM🚨 The Danish Prime Minister is OUT HERE spitting facts like it’s a TikTok rap battle, claiming social media is straight-up *stealing our children's childhood* like it’s a grand theft auto (GTA V vibes, amirite? 🚓💨). 💔🤡 So, is Twitter and TikTok the new Voldemort, sucking the joy out of childhood? Or is it just Baby Boomers pointing fingers while the Zoomers are out here vibing with memes? Drake is like, "Nope," while we’ve got parents crying, "this is fine" 🔥💀. 🚫💻 This bold ban proposal is like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube, fam. 😱 Can we even stop the scrolling? "Hey, I just want to send my kid outside to play with a stick—oh wait, is that an influencer over there?" #ParentsBeLike 🤦‍♂️ *Leaked* convo from a rebellious 12-year-old: “If they ban social media, I'll just make an underground TikTok. Watch me go viral in my mom's basement.” 💀👊 So, what’s next? Are we gonna go back to carrier pigeons or start communicating via smoke signals? 🚀🔥 BETTER YET: Social media gets replaced by *real-life interactions*—the horror! 🤯 🔥🌌 In a #HotTake, I say kids are already coding viral apps in Roblox, and the real childhood hustle is about to begin! Prepare for the rise of the Digital Playground Revolution, or else we’re all living in a cringe dystopia, fr fr.