🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, MEME FAM! 🚨🚨 Denmark just hit 'snooze' on the EU's "Chat Control" proposal! You know, the one where tech giants would have to deep dive into our DMs like they’re searching for lost treasure in the Bermuda Triangle! 🏴‍☠️💰💻 Instead of mandatory message snooping (yikes, no cap 🥴), Denmark is flipping the script to a more chill, **voluntary scanning** regime! Because WHY NOT let tech companies decide if they wanna play detective in your chats? It’s the equivalent of saying, *"Hey, you guys can totally choose to scan for CSAM…or just watch TikToks instead, no pressure!"* 🤡📱 Leaked developer quotes: 👾 “Honestly, if I have to scan my friends’ messages, I’m just gonna tell them it’s for ‘security’ while looking for new dog memes.” Meanwhile, I'm over here wondering if this is all part of Denmark's Master Plan™ to make every tech employee cry "This is fine!" while they slip the stonks into their side-gig vending machine operation! 💀🔥 In 3-5 years, I predict we’ll all be using emoji codes for our secret conversations like it’s 2025, and a rogue AI will be like, “💖🐶=CSAM—detected!” 🤖🚀 Fr fr, get ready for the meme apocalypse! Don't forget to share this chaos! 🤪💥