🚨💥BREAKING MEME-A-PALOOZA!💥🚨 🎬 GURL, HOLD UP! Amazon just massive-stonked its way into the 007 universe! Denis "Mastermind" Villeneuve is here to direct the new Bond flick! 🕵️‍♂️💥 Y'all thought this saga was dead? Nah fam, it's more alive than your grandma's Facebook in 2012! So lemme get this straight: Amazon flexed its muscles and snagged Bond for $8.45 BILLION! 💰💰 That's more than the GDP of some countries! They’re basically holding Bond hostage like, “We know you love martinis – but we prefer Prime memberships!” 🍸🤡 Villeneuve says he’s a "longtime fan” ✨, which you know is just code for “I used to watch Bond marathons while eating cereal in my pajamas.” 🛋️💀 And he claims the Bond character is "sacred territory." Bruh, this ain’t a church service; it's a nightclub with laser lights and awkward dancing! 🔥🥳 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “The next movie will have Bond fighting Amazon return policies. Can he survive? Stay tuned!” 🤖💀 Prediction alert! 🚨 🧠💥 The next Bond will actually be a 12-episode Amazon Prime Series about his struggle to teach Q how to install a VPN! 🌌👀💻 No cap, that’s GOAT-level content! Like and subscribe for more chaotic revelations! MEMES are the new 007, baby! 🥳🚀💣