🚨🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Denario the AI is OUT HERE taking names and publishing papers faster than your average grad student downing Red Bulls at 3 AM! 💀💰 The future is now, and it looks like a caffeinated robot with a PhD! 🤖📚 🎓👾 Meet Denario, your new best friend in the research world! This AI can whip up an entire academic paper in 30 minutes for the low, low price of $4! Like, where do I sign? Stonks are going up, baby! 📈💸 #NoCap Imagine the possibilities! Denario just got one of its “masterpieces” accepted at an academic conference. 💫💪 I can picture it now: AI takes the podium while real researchers are in the back row like “This is fine” while their hopes for tenure just melt away. 🥴🔥 One researcher probably said, “We’re just trying to accelerate science, not replace it.” Yeah right! 😂💀 Meanwhile, all of academia is freaking out like Drake trying to decide if he likes Denario or not. So, does this mean we’re one step closer to a world where AI runs the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup! My hot take? By 2025, Denario will be giving TED Talks, and we’ll all be calling IT “Doctor Denario.” 👽💥 Prepare for the AI apocalypse, fam!