🚨👑 "No Kings" Protests: Democrats Trying to Act Like They’re in a Netflix Drama 😤📺 So, our beloved Dems are flopping harder than my fave 2020 Netflix series - you know, that one that got canceled after getting meme’d to death? 🤷‍♂️💔 After lawmakers catch more Ls than my WiFi during a Zoom call (shoutout to the Minnesota drama), they're scrambling like they just lost the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕💀 “Guys, can we just ‘work from home’ on solutions? Asking for a friend,” said *totally real* Democrat #2334. *They* say we’re looking for a path forward, but honestly, they’re just wandering in circles like a lost meme on TikTok. 🚶‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, we got protests that make me think of that dude who posted “This is fine” when his house was burning down. 🔥💩 Yo, is anyone even listening? Or are we just stuck in an infinite scroll of sad tweets? 🤷‍♀️💔 🔥🔮 Hot take alert: With things going this way, I fully expect Dems to announce their 2024 campaign from a TikTok dance challenge. ✌️💸 Just imagine! “Vote for us, we’ve got the *stonks* and the best moves! 💃🕺” So, grab your popcorn, fam—this chaos is only getting started! 🍿🚀✨ #NoKings #GetItTogetherDemocrats