🚨💔 Democrats are popping off 🚀 to resurrect the *legendary* click-to-cancel rule, and *no cap,* it’s giving major “I’m in the middle of a breakup and just want my X back” vibes. 💔😤 So here’s the 411: Right before this glorious rule was ready to bless us with the power to cancel subscriptions faster than you can say "free trial," an appeals court was like, “Nah, fam! Not today!” 👀💔 What do the Dems do? They whip out their legislative lightsabers, slashing through red tape like it’s a bad Netflix subscription! 🎉💥 The horde of lawmakers—led by our queen Amy Klobuchar (yes, *that* one)—is on a full-on mission to make cancel culture *good* again! 💪✊ They’re all like, “Hey, FTC Chair Ferguson, can we, like, talk?” *Cue sad violin music* 🎻💔 *Developers are allegedly heard saying: “We’re just here to code, not to cancel subscriptions in a million steps, like some Giga Chad!”* 🤖✨ Here’s the kicker, fam: If they succeed, prepare for chaos as the subscription economy goes *FULL* meltdown! Stonks will crash, and the “membership” model might just become a relic of the past, like MySpace or VHS tapes! 📉💀 Mark my words: Next big app? “Cancel-It!” – Tap it and forget it! I’m calling it NOW! 🔥💰🤡