🛫✈️ BREAKING: DELTA AIRLINES JUST TOOK A TURN INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE! 😱💰 So, Delta just signed a secret deal with a scrappy lil' AI startup that thinks it can play God with our wallets. Like, fam, who asked for dynamic pricing on plane tickets? 🤡💸 Yeah, no cap, I want my ticket prices to be as unpredictable as my ex's emotions! 🚀💔 Imagine this: You’re trying to book a flight and the AI is like "Congrats! Your ticket is now $1200 because you looked at it for too long! 🤷‍♂️🔥" Because nothing screams “personalized experience” like being gouged for scrolling too much! This isn't just AI, it’s an emotional rollercoaster! 🎢💀 **Imagine a Delta dev texting:** 💬 “We’re making stonks but also TRAUMA!” Hurt me more, Delta!!! 😂🤯 #ThisIsFine as we watch our savings disappear while the board goes full galaxy brain. 🤯🤯 Are we really okay with airlines treating us like human piñatas? hot take: In 2025, Delta's gonna offer "flights by bidding war"— The Hunger Games, but cheaper! Who will survive? 👀🤖🔥 Share your cringe-flight stories below! 😂✈️💔 #DeltaDrama