🚨✈️ BREAKING NEWS: Airline Prices Have Entered the Twilight Zone 🌌💸 So, **Delta** is tossing your airfare around like a salad with a new AI pricing strategy that has humans yelling, “I can’t even!” 🤯💀. Apparently, this AI is more advanced than a college dropout coding in the dark, and it’s diving deep into the “exploitation phase”🤑💼. Because *who needs reason when you can have chaos*! Regulators are straight-up sweating bullets, saying these prices are “beyond human cognitive limits.” 💩💭 Like, ARE WE THE FAGGOTS?!! The only human who can comprehend this mess is Thanos, and even he’s like, “yo, I’m GOOD” while dusting off his Infinity Stones. 😂🔮 But *wait*, there's more! One “leaked” developer quote says: “I programmed it to be more unpredictable than my Tinder dates—good luck coping!” 🤡💔 So, wtf does this mean for you? 🤔✈️ Expect tickets to first class from New York to LA to be priced like your rent. 🙃 Say goodbye to budgeting and HELLO to your therapist’s new yacht fund! 🛥️ **Predicted hot take:** In five years, we’ll be negotiating ticket prices in crypto or maybe even Pokémon cards. Imagine checking in with your Charizard as your emotional support animal. STOP the madness! 🔥🚀😂💰 #Stonks