🚀💰**BREAKING (But Not Really) NEWS: Delta Air Lines Turns You Into a Human Price Elasticity Experiment! 💀🤖** So, brace yourselves for the newest installment of "Let's Use AI to Screw Over You at the Airport!" 🎉✈️ Delta just dropped the bomb that they’re letting AI decide your maximum ticket price. Yes, you heard that right! 🤯💸 By the end of 2025, they’ll be all like, “Congrats! You can pay *this* amount for your flight from New York to La La Land!” while they laugh maniacally. 🤡💀 In the latest earnings call, Delta’s president Glen Hauenstein (a.k.a. the Price Whisperer) was all like “Amazingly favorable results!” Yeah, buddy, that's code for “We found a way to milk your wallets even harder!” 💀🚀 “Testing phase” aka “let’s see how many people we can trick into paying more” 🙃🤑. 😂 Delta's AI currently controls 3% of prices, but they plan on blasting that to a whopping 20%! Can you hear the airline execs on Zoom, “Stonks!!” 📈💵? Prepare your wallets! 🤑 Delta's AI is basically the vending machine of flights, and trust me, nobody ever liked those. **🔥🚀 Unhinged Prediction:** In a few years, the skies will be filled with folks trapped in the Matrix of ticket prices, honestly wishing they had just flown Greyhound. *Cope, seethe, and remember: it’s just capitalism, baby!* ✌️💀💰