🚨✈️ DRAMA ALERT! Delta Airlines is at it again, and not in a good way! 😱💵 Apparently, everyone’s fave airline to complain about (you know, the one that charges you for breathing) is saying that their AI pricing system isn’t the *moon flying to the sun* level of sketchy that we all thought it was! 😬🔥 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ Apparently Delta says it’s not spying on your DMs to hike up ticket prices like a teenager asking for their allowance. They claim it’s just “widespread confusion” 🤡💀—sounds like a classic case of “I swear, I’m not shady, I’m just misunderstood.” Like, bruh, we’re not buying it! How is it that every time I try to book a flight, the price skyrockets like Elon Musk’s rockets? 🚀💰 (Yo, leaked insider quote: “Our AI is just trying to help! It’s not personal, it’s just data.” – Some poor Delta intern, probably getting paid in flight vouchers. 🤖) But here’s the kicker: Delta might be pulling a fast one trying to dodge the “cringe” of being called out. 🔍💔 This is the same airline that once asked passengers to rate their flights with the finesse of a Tinder date. 🤷‍♂️ Mark my words, in a year we’ll be boarding flights 🚀 to Mars just to avoid those *inflated* prices. Buckle up, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! ✈️🔥 #DeltaDrama #StonksButNotReally #ThisIsFine