🚨BREAKING: Deloitte Goes Full Cyborg! 🤖💼 Hold onto your keyboards, folks, because in a shocking plot twist that even Netflix couldn't script, Deloitte just slapped a deal with Anthropic to unleash Claude on over 470,000 employees! That's right, 470k+ humans are about to GO FULL ROBOT! 🤯💥 *cue the "Stonks" meme* 🧠💥 "Leaked" developer quote: "I can literally feel my soul leaving my body as Claude takes over all my meetings. Zoom fatigue? Nah, I’m living the dream, fam." - A Developer, probably. This marks Anthropic's biggest flex yet, but, like, can we talk about how we’re basically turning corporate offices into the next episode of "The Office: A.I. Edition"? 😅📉 Imagine 470k drones just accepting their fate while Claude writes more reports than we ever did... *Drake pointing to your future jobless self* 🚶‍♂️➡️🙅‍♂️ But fr fr, is this the future? A world where the only thing crunching numbers is a fancy algorithm while we’re sipping lattes? ☕💰 This is fine? *Cue the flames* 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Deloitte will be 90% Claude and 10% human... and those leftover humans will just be there to moderate discussions about what to name the next Claude upgrade ("Claudezilla," anyone?). Buckle up, it’s about to get lit! 🚀💀 #AIOverlords #DeloitteVsHumans