🚨💻🔥 BREAKING: DELL IS UNLEASHING THE AI BEASTS!!! 🚀🤖💰 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Dell Technologies is out here like, "WE'RE NOT JUST A DINOSAUR IN THE TECH JUNGLE!" 🦖💀 They've gathered a GANG of 500 🥴🔥 startups, and it's not just for the clout. We're talking about AI and quantum tech that's hotter than a fresh meme on TikTok! 🥤💭 “We kind of drink our own Kool-Aid,” says Satish Iyer, AKA Mr. CEO. Bro, for real? You're chugging that AI juice like it's a TikTok challenge! Do we get free samples? 🤡👀 Now, if you're wondering, "Is this based or cringe?" 🤔 I’d say based, but like the “This is fine” dog sitting next to a flaming computer because they keep promising us innovation and serve us ancient tech instead. STONKS? More like STONKS-MAYBE, at least until the quantum OOPSIE happens. 🌌💫 Leaked Developer Quote: “At this point, we just slap AI on anything and pray. It’s basically a Waluigi strategy.” So here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’ll have AI-powered DELL toasters that burn toast while calculating the meaning of life. Mark my words! 🔥🍞💀🔥 Share this madness or you’re missing the meme party! 🎉💥