🚀💥BREAKING: Dell and Future Tech Just Dropped A New AI Banger! *Yawn* zzz💀💤 Ever wanted to do AI on-premises? No? Well, too bad! 😩 Because Dell is like that friend who insists on staying in the friend zone—always around, never going anywhere. 🤡💔 Future Tech and Dell are teaming up like peanut butter and jelly if jelly were just a boring spreadsheet company! 🍞✨ 📊💰 In their latest collab, they're launching tools that’ll make you question if you really need a cloud. *Pfft, who even likes clouds?* This is fine. 😏🔥 "We're just trying to make AI accessible to everyone!" said some dev at Future Tech, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕💸 Meanwhile, Dell's office is basically *"Stonks"* meme 2023 edition, with execs celebrating every time someone even mentions "AI Factory." They must think they’re cooking up new robots instead of just maximizing server efficiency! 🤖👨‍💻 But hold up—what’s next? I predict they'll go full Skynet—*“AI Tools will be on-premises and on our minds!”* 🤯🔥 So, watch out, future techies, because the robot apocalypse might come with a side of corporate jargon! This is how they do “innovation” now. 💀💸 🔥 End of the day, just remember: If your tech isn't chaotic, you're doing it wrong! 🌀💥 #AIOverload #DellDebacles #FutureTechFlops