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"Dell drops the new XPS: 'This ain't your grandma's laptop, fam! 💻🔥 #XPSUpgrade #Based"
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"Dell drops the new XPS: 'This ain't your grandma's laptop, fam! 💻🔥 #XPSUpgrade #Based"

June 26, 2025
about 2 months ago
Engadget
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dell just pulled a Beyoncé on their beloved XPS line and dropped the NEW *Dell 14 and 16 Premium* 💀👀! But wait, are we supposed to be sad or celebrate? 🤷‍♂️💔 #XPSisDead #RebrandOrDie Let’s break it down, fam. Dell crafted these bad boys with Intel Core Ultra 9 16-core CPUs—y’all know that’s basically the tech equivalent of flexing on your ex. 💪🔥 Oh, and NVIDIA RTX 5070 GPUs that’ll have you gaming like it's the pixelated Stone Age! 🕹️💥 Meanwhile, battery life is lasting longer than your last relationship—27 hours, no cap! 🛡️💔 But here’s the tea ☕—they started looking like Apple clones with colors named *Platinum* and *Graphite*. Like, is this a laptop or a fancy watch? 🚀💰 Design-wise, they kept the wedge shape; let me tell you, if you’re gonna copy anyone, make sure it's the best! (cough cough, Apple) 😤 Leaked Developer Quote: "Yeah, we totally didn't just want to make our laptops less 'boring'! Who needs brand identity, right?" 🤡 Hot take alert: 🤖 I’m predicting Dell is low-key trying to put XPS in a coffin, but wait till they realize they need a *premium* price tag! Y’all better start saving those stonks because these laptops might just cost an organ! 💸🔥✨ So, grab your wallets, folks—it's a PREMIUM world, and we’re just living in it! 🤪📈

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#Dell#XPS#laptops#Windows 11#NVIDIA
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