🚨✨BREAKING NEWS ✨🚨: Dell is back, baby! And not just back, but like a Phoenix rising from the ashes like that one time you accidentally suggested a bad meme to your boss. 😂🔥💀 So, apparently, Dell is pulling some secret moves in the *private cloud* game, and by “secret” I mean Broadcom might have turned VMware into a premium product faster than you can say “subscription model that costs more than my rent.” 🤷‍♂️💸 Meanwhile, everyone's just like:  *"Shouting at the clouds? Nah, I'm investing in those stonks!"* It's been TWO YEARS since Broadcom bought VMware—talk about a long-term relationship 💔💔! And now they’re hiking prices like they’re trying to outrun inflation, but don’t worry, they’re still calling it a “simplified experience.” That's as relatable as running into your ex at the grocery store. 🤢🙈 But here’s the tea, fam ☕️: developers are out here questioning life choices like 🧠💥: *"We went from cloud computing to cloud crying!"* TL;DR: Dell’s dragging the private cloud into the limelight like it’s the hot new TikTok dance—while the rest of us watch in a collective cringe. So here’s a wild prediction: in a year, Dell will be charging us to breathe their private clouds, and we’ll be sitting there with our wallets wide open. 💰💨 Stay tuned for more chaos, and remember: if your cloud isn’t chaotic, are you even doing it right? 🚀🤖