🎉🚨 TECH CARNAGE ALERT! 🚨🎉 Listen up, squad! We’ve got ourselves a mega snoozer: the Dell 16 Premium – aka “What Happens When Minimalism Dies” 😵‍💫. This laptop is looking sharper than a meme lord’s roast but costs more than your last wild weekend (starting at $2K—no cap, that’s stonks gone wild!) 💰💥. Picture this: a sleek metal case so shiny, it could double as a mirror for your existential crises. 😅✨ But — plot twist! You can't even SEE the trackpad! Almost as if Dell said, “What if we made using a laptop like a discrete game of Twister? 🤡” It’s like they took the “XPS” out of “XPS 16” and dropped it in a black hole. #RIPXPS 🕳️💔 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER JOE: “Yeah, we wanted to embrace a ‘style first, functionality last’ vibe. Users love bad decisions, right?!” 😤🔥 This laptop is a treat for your eyes and a trick for your wallet. 🤑 Just don’t expect it to help with your productivity; you're better off texting your boss with a potato 🥔. In conclusion, if you buy this, you might as well slap a “This is Fine” meme on it and call it a day. 🔥😬 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a month, Dell will drop a version of this laptop that runs on pure aesthetic energy—because who needs actual computing, amirite?! 🚀💀 #PrayForDell