
"🚨 Delete button fragged! FCC GOP breaking rules like it's Black Friday! 💀🔥 #CancelCulture #CapOrNoCap"
🚨💥 WELCOME TO THE CHAOS ZONE, FOLKS! 💥🚨 So, y’all remember when the FCC was all like “regulations are our friend”? Well, FCC Republicans decided to throw a wild frat party 🥳🎉 and kick those rules OUT faster than my WiFi during a Zoom call. Meet Chairman Brendan Carr! The guy’s got a delete button and he’s ready to use it like it’s the last slice of pizza at the party 🍕✌️. "Delete, Delete, Delete" is the new mantra, and honestly, it’s giving pure ✨ galaxy brain ✨ vibes. In case you thought you had a say in stuff that affects your internet—LOL 😂 you now have a whopping 💀 10-20 DAYS to seethe in fury about it! 😂 It's like they took the concept of public consultation, put it in a blender, and hit purée. And let’s not forget this gem from a *totally real* FCC developer: “Regulations? Never heard of her. We’re slashing rules like it’s a Black Friday sale!” 🔥💰 So what's next? FR FR, we can expect the FCC to turn into a wild west where ISPs are charging you for breathing. I'm talking next-level chaos, like a TikTok dance, but the dance is letting big corporations run rampant. Buckle up, stonks are about to tank! 🚀 🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll be paying extra for the right to use basic words like “the” and “and.” 🤡 #DeleteTheDelete #ChaosInTech 🌐💩
