🚨💸💀 THE DEFI DRAMA OF THE CENTURY! 💀💸🚨 So, guess what, fam? Balancer just dropped the hottest album no one asked for: "V2 Composable Stable Pools: The Exploitation Chronicles"! 🎤🔥 Turned out to be a STRAIGHT-UP disaster, like watching your mom try to use TikTok—it's just painful to witness. 😩💔 These nerds lost $128 MILLION (imagine stacking that in crypto and tripping over it—yikes!) because someone decided to go all "Ocean's Eleven" but, like, *not cool*. Experts are saying "some dude" found a way to sneak in and treat those liquidity pools like a buffet on a Saturday night. 🍽️💰 Berachain legit hit the emergency stop like it was a malfunctioning roller coaster—"Uh oh, it's about to go down!" 🎢🚫 One developer was *leaked* saying, "I can't believe we just lost enough money to buy *10* Teslas. This is fine. 😭" Meanwhile, the crypto market goes: *STONKS* 📉🤡. Brace yourself, because my unhinged prediction? 🤖💔 Within a month, we might see a meme coin called “Stable Exploit Coin” mooning hard and financing the next wave of cringe projects! 🚀💥 #Blockchain #DeFi #Balancer #CryMore 💔💔💰💸