💥🍕 BREAKING: Definite Just Dropped $10M Like It's Hot! 🚀💰 Listen up, fam! The tech world is about to get a spicy makeover, and it’s got nothing to do with your mom's spaghetti! 🤡💀 Meet Definite, aka Luabase Inc. (no, not the place you go for awkward family dinners), who just snagged a whopping **$10 million** in seed funding! That's right, they’re trying to retire ALL those heavy-duty, clunky data warehouses and outdated BI tools that are basically the tech equivalent of a 2005 flip phone. 📈📉 *This is fine…!* 🔥 The funding round was led by Coatanoa, with Acrew Capital and some *strategic angel investors* joining the fray, who probably walked in like, "Stonks!" 💸💸 “Our goal?” said an *imaginary Dev at Definite,* “To replace your outdated data landfill with a slick Ferrari of analytics, no cap!” 🚗💨 So, what does this mean for you? 🤔 Fr fr, if you're still managing data like an accountant from the ‘90s, it’s time to upgrade or just accept that you'll still be stuck in that cringe zone! 🙈 But here’s my *absolute hot take*: in a year, Definite will either be the next big thing or just another tech dust collector — which means they’ll be on a fast track to join the Great Startup Cemetery along with *Meetup.com 2.0*. Place your bets, stonks or cringe? 🤑🚀💀