🚨💥 BREAKING: The Defense Department's PR team just entered the chat with some next-level cringe! 🤦‍♂️💀 President Trump, in a plot twist straight outta a poorly rated Netflix series, is pushing to rebrand the DOD to the **Department of War**. Why? To fight the good ol’ “woke agenda” 💪🦸‍♀️ like a hero who forgot his cape at home. Picture this: 🖼️✨ “Woke Defense”? Nah fam, we want BLOOD AND THUNDER! ⚡🔥 It’s like seeing Drake point at a “Department of War” logo with the caption, “This is what the real ones wanted!” 😂🔥 *A “leaked” chat from the Pentagon, where developers are strugglin’ to cope:* 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, should we start adding bomb emojis to official documents? 💣” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Only if it gets us more TikTok likes, my guy!” While we’re at it, how about bringing back vintage “Cold War” vibes? 🤔 Just imagine “Warzone 2: The Department Strikes Back” as a new government-funded FPS. 🎮💰 Feeling spicy? Based politicians might just start issuing *Warbucks* instead of stimulus checks 💵💀. Mark my words: By 2025, “Department of War” will be the hottest trending meme. Get ready for armed forces TikToks like you never knew you needed! 🤖🚀🔥