🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 — Google just dropped the *DEEP THINK* bomb 💣 in the Gemini App 💻✨! Y’all, if you’re not shelling out $250 a month like it’s a McDonald’s value meal (no cap), you’re about to miss out on the new AI hotness 🔥 that even your grandma's TikTok can't compete with. Launch date? August 1st! 🗓️ So mark your calendars, fam! If you're one of the lucky AI Ultra subscribers, you’ll be flexing your math skills like a true nerd while the rest of us are still trying to divide by zero 🤓🧮. Imagine summoning the power of Google’s reasoning model, probably more complex than your high school math teacher's social life 💀. But wait, it gets juicier! According to a "leaked" convo I totally didn't make up, one dev said, “Deep Think is so advanced, it solves problems faster than my ex blocks me on social media.” 🤖💔 So, if you’re stuck in “this is fine” mode while the rest of us unlock our “galaxy brain,” do you really want to be the last one to not be vibin’ with AI? 🤔🚀 🔥🔥 And here’s the hot take: By 2025, Google will have an AI that can literally solve world hunger AND roast your latest cringey TikTok caption. 🎤💅 #stonkstothemoon