📈💰BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF BOREDOM!💰📈 🚨✨ Deel just pulled a "who the heck is this?" move and hired ex-Credit Karma CEO Joe Kauffman as their new CFO! Like, bruh, can we PLEASE stop playing musical chairs with execs? 🎶🤡 Philippe Bouaziz—who, FYI, is the father of Deel's CEO Alex—has gone from CEO to *executive chairman* 🪑 because in the world of tech, family ties tripled with a side of nepotism are ALWAYS a vibe. 👀💔 “Honestly, I just REALLY wanted to retire and spend more time with my collectible VHS tapes,” said Philippe while looking at a wall of *this is fine* memes. 🔥💀 Now, as Deel gears up for an IPO that nobody asked for, Joe is here to save the day like a budget Avengers character 🚀💼. But let's be real—how do you go from *Credit* Karma to dealing with payroll? No cap, it feels like a straight downgrade. 🔥🌌 Predictions? I’m calling it! Joe Kauffman will either transform Deel into the next stonks rocket or crash it into the *great meme beyond*. Either way, we’re all just here for the drama. 🤖💸 What’s next? A Twitter feud over who has better suits? #RichManProblems #DeelDrama 🤷‍♂️💥