🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: A new player in the bot wars just bagged an absurd $131 million 💰 to unleash an army of personalized AI agents 🤖 on humanity! Enter DECAGON AI Inc., the startup that thinks chatbots are the new pet rocks. Yeah, we went there. 🪨🐶 In what can only be described as the ultimate flex, these janky chatbot wranglers just secured their THIRD funding round in 12 months. Y’all must be wondering—what’s even happening? Are they funded by rich uncles who just love digital customer service? Because fr fr, this is bigger than Drake's emoji choices! 😂🔥 Venture capital big boys like Andreessen Horowitz and Accel are throwing cash at Decagon like they’re at a rave where all the glow sticks are just AI-generated corporate jargon. This is fine. 🥴💀 Imagine a world where your complaint about a missing pizza is handled by a chatbot that knows your favorite toppings more than your best friend! 🤤🍕 Developer quote: "We don't need real customer service agents when we can just make their jobs obsolete with bots. #Stonks!" 😂📉 So, what’s next? My bold prediction: in two years, your fridge will have an AI that knows when you’re too depressed to eat and simps you a pizza. 🍕💔💖💫 Share this or be stuck with a bot that only knows how to spam 'K' as a response! 🤡🚀