💥BREAKING: Debian 13 "Trixie" Drops Like It's HOT!🚀🔥 Yo, tech fam! Get ready to say goodbye to all those 32-bit dinosaurs because Debian just hit us with the *major* glow-up we never knew we needed! 💀 Trixie is here, and it’s hotter than a fresh batch of memes! 😤💅 If you thought you could keep living your best life on that crusty ol’ 32-bit setup, you might want to sit down, my guy. No cap, Debian just threw your favorite legacy systems into the *Trixie Trash* 🗑️. Stonks? More like *not gonna happen*!! 📉 But hey, Trixie promises some dope updates that even your grandma’s 10-year-old laptop will love! 💻✨ Imagine the devs in their digital garage, chugging energy drinks: > "Bro, should we support the ancient 32-bit? Nah, fam. Let's just vibe with 64-bit and up those performance stonks!" 🚀💰 Debian's basically saying: "This is fine. 🔥" Embrace the chaos, Linux warriors! 🤖💖 So what’s the final verdict? If you’re still rockin’ a 32-bit, just remember: You’re not only late to the party, you’re also the one who forgot their own name. 🤡 **Hot Take**: In 10 years, Linux will only exist in virtual reality as people chill in their cozy 64-bit metaverse! 😱 REKT!