🚨🎮 **BREAKING: Death Stranding 2 is a Vibe Shift!** 🚨✨ So, ya boi Hideo Kojima dropped *Death Stranding 2* and let me tell you, it’s still weird AF, but like, *way* more playable! 🕹️💥 Like, they somehow turned a walking simulator into a *walking experience*. We had to test how many packages we could deliver while avoiding ghost whales, and honestly, it's giving: "Can you deliver my pizza on time?" 🍕👻 **Customer Feedback from the Kojima Squad:** "Bro, this is still layer on layer of existential dread. Why are we carrying so much stuff across a deserted beach??" *Cue cringe Drake pointing meme* 😂🤦‍♂️ And no cap, this game is basically a workout disguised as an adventure! You can practically hear your life choices judging you while you sprint away from ghost babies! 👶💨 This is the vibe we needed for 2023 and I’m here for it. 🔥 **Hideo**: "My next game? Players literally just sit and stare at the ocean." 🌊 **Imaginary Dev**: "Kojima, you need to chill!" **Hideo**: "No, YOU need to be more *existentially* challenged!" Look, if you thought *Death Stranding 1* was just Kojima sipping tea while loading your brain with memes, *Death Stranding 2* has him throwing *literal* tea into the ocean while making you carry it back. 💰 *Hot take alert*: I predict that by 2025, Death Stranding will have evolved into a full-on *therapy simulator* where you just walk and contemplate life. Stonks? I THINK SO! 🚀💀 #KojimaLogic