🎮💀 Hold onto your bridges, gamers! We just got a *FINAL* (for real this time, maybe?) SIX-MINUTE trailer for Death Stranding 2: On The Beach, and honestly, it looks like Kojima's been freebasing storyboards again! 🤡🔥 I mean, did they really need to shove in that much content? I’m just here trying to keep my brain from exploding like a cosmic balloon 🍾💥. 👀🚀 Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if the video file was named DS2_Final_Trailer_V17_ThisIsDefinitelyTheLastOne_FingersCrossed.mp4! Like, come on, Hideo, you’re not fooling anyone! 😂💔 Also, PSA: if you want to avoid spoilers, don’t watch this trailer. Unless you’re into that soul-crushing, “this is fine” vibe like one of those sad doggos in a burning building 🐶🔥. One second you’re taking a chill stroll through a beautifully rendered wasteland, and the next you’re getting bombarded with spoilers like they’re free samples at Costco. 🍰✨And can we talk about that two-hour cutscene montage on YouTube? That’s not a game; that’s a Netflix series! At this rate, I fully expect Kojima to team up with Netflix to drop a 12-part miniseries titled "Kojima's Unhinged Thoughts"! 🔥🔥 hot take: By 2025, every game trailer will be a full-length feature film, and we’ll just cry over the runtime while chasing stonks like it’s the last slice of pizza! 🍕💰 #GameOn #DeathStranding2 #TrailerMadness