🎮💀💥 **BREAKING: Death Stranding 2: IKEA Edition – Assemble Your Own Soundtrack?!** 💥💀🎮 Listen up fam, Kojima is BACK and he’s got a new bag of tricks—like a music player straight outta 2005! 🎧🤡 Imagine striding across wastelands, dragging your cargo like it's the last slice of pizza at a party, while rocking out to your own playlist *a la Death Stranding*—yes, it’s basically Spotify but for post-apocalyptic UPS delivery workers! 💼📦 Our boy Yoann aka Woodkid 🔥 (not the dude from your 5th-grade music class) spilled some tea saying this is how Kojima be vibing 24/7. “He plays songs all the time,” he said. 🧠💥 No cap, I feel that. If I had a nickel for every time I distracted myself with music while prepping for existential dread, I’d be eating ramen on the yacht of Jeff Bezos.💰🚤 Hideo supposedly wants us to be submerged in the WORLD, but I’m out here just vibing like Drake pointing at my playlist drowning the NPCs out! 🤷‍♂️✨ 🔥 **Hot Take**: By the time we're delivering packages while jamming to the latest bangers, we’ll all be secretly auditioning for “Survivor: Death Stranding Edition”—you know, the one where your Wi-Fi SIZZLES because who gave Kojima *that* much power?! 📈🎉 AND LET’S BE REAL, if it doesn't drop a TikTok dance challenge, we're all gonna seethe. Get rekt, stonks! 💣🚀💔 #DeathStranding2 #MakeMusicGreatAgain