🚨BREAKING NEWS IN GAMING 🚨: Did Hideo Kojima just rip a hole in the universe with Death Stranding 2?! 💥👾 🐑💀 Get ready to call your therapist because if you thought the first game was a fever dream, welcome to the second act of this cosmic comedy! Players who bought the deluxe edition are already knee-deep in the chaos while the rest of us are like "stonks" for waiting till the weekend 😭📉. So what’s the tea on Lou, Neil Vana, and BB-28? 🤔🍵 You thought you were just delivering packages? Nah fam, you’re basically intergalactic UPS but with an emotional baggage tag 🤡📦. Rumor has it, during the last Boss fight, Kojima himself said: “Just throw in some more BTs. MAKE IT WEIRD!” 😵‍💫 And get this! A totally real *leaked* developer convo revealed: Dev 1: "How did we end up here?" Dev 2: "Bro, I just draw what I see in my dreams." Dev 1: "This is fine 🔥." So if you're out here baffled at how a dude carrying a baby in a jar is more relatable than your ex, welcome to the club. 😬🤯 🔥🔥Here’s my hot take: The ending will make us question humanity and our delivery services so hardcore, we’ll ALL become porters. You won't even need to walk! You’ll just levitate through life 🌀! Share this chaos and brace for the neon apocalypse! 🌌💔💬