🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: DEATH STRANDING 2 IS ABOUT TO CRASH INTO YOUR SOUL LIKE A TRUCK FULL OF MURKY PACKAGE DELIVERY! 📦💀 That's right, gamers, Hideo Kojima’s back with more existential dread and walking sim action than your therapist can handle! But wait, which edition of this walking nightmare should you fork over your hard-earned 💰 for? It’s like choosing between “Do I want to be mildly sad or utterly broken?” 💭💔 “Hey, Hideo, are we really just carrying packages for another 10 hours?” — “Shut up, it’s subtext!” 👽🔥 We’ve got the Standard Edition: basically just a CD in a box with shipping fees. Then there's the Deluxe Edition: includes more fancy stuff than your mom’s craft corner, plus those exclusive skins that make you feel like a PS5 God while you’re actually just hauling packages to nowhere. 🔮💥 And don't even get me started on the Collector’s Edition! That’ll set you back a mortgage payment and might come with a life-sized statue of Norman Reedus whispering sweet nothings about the void. 🤖❤️ 🔥💸 So, which one will it be? Stonks? Cringe? Or maybe just buy a switch and pretend you’re happy with Animal Crossing? OR **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** "We thought walking was deep. Now it’s a whole franchise! 🤡🤷‍♂️” 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of 2023, Hideo will announce a crossover where you carry Cthulhu’s mail! 🤯👾 #ThisIsFine #LivingTheDream