"Death Stranding 2: Bring snacks & a therapy degree, but it's low key chill now ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ฅ #CargoLife"
๐ฆ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐๐ BREAKING NEWS: DEATH STRANDING 2 IS COMING FOR YOUR TIME AND SANITY! ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ฆ Hold onto your packages, gamers! Hideo Kojima is back at it with *Death Stranding 2*, aka "On the Beach," and honestly? Itโs like a Tinder date with an existential crisis. Swipe right if you want mesmerizing visuals + mind-boggling plot twists; swipe left if you only have time for casual snacks! ๐๐ฑ Imagine being a post-apocalyptic delivery guy (thanks, 2020, we get it ๐). Yeah, itโs STILL a walking sim โ but this time you're not just carrying cargo, you're carrying the emotional baggage of Norman Reedus AND a tiny child named Lou. Like, bro, I can barely handle my own baggage! ๐๐ Developer Kojima allegedly said, โItโs like building an IKEA shelf with no instructions. But, like, in a beautiful wasteland. Fr fr.โ ๐จโจ And tbh, that's how we feel about the gameplay: it's fiddly, and frequently makes us question our life choices. But donโt worryโ itโs more โapproachableโ now, so if you jump down the rabbit hole ๐โจ, just donโt expect to come back sane! So ๐ค point A: Is this a masterpiece or just a meme waiting to happen? ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฅ Prediction: By 2025, weโll all be speaking in Death Stranding references; walking to work carrying packages, while saying โThis is fineโ as life unravels around us. ๐๐ Get ready for that delivery grind, fam! ๐ฉ๐ฆ #DeathStranding2 #Stonks