📣💰 BREAKING NEWS: The fashion world just got a mega glow-up! 💅✨ Say hello to Daydream, the new AI shopping agent with a $50M budget—because clearly making poor shopping decisions is just too much work for us mere mortals. 🤑👗💸 💔💬 “I was just tired of having to think for myself,” said a “leaked” Daydream developer who definitely does not exist. “So we created an app that will make decisions for you… even worse ones!” 🤖🔥 So what does this mean? Basically, you can now let a soulless robot judge your outfits! You know the internet's gonna be like Drake pointing at this one: “NOPE” to your old wardrobe, while silently screaming “YASS QUEEN” at the digital assistant parading you in high fashion. 💃🚀 🎉 Beta launch is TODAY! 🎉 So get ready to shop, while knowing that every piece of clothing you *actually* buy has been curated by an algorithm that has a better grasp of your style than your aunt who STILL thinks cargo shorts are in. This is fine. 🔥💩 *Unhinged prediction alert* 🚨: By this time next year, we’ll have virtual fitting rooms where you can literally try on clothes from the comfort of your bed—leading to the ultimate tech meme: “I’m just gonna wear my pajamas all day, DAYDREAM SAYS IT’S FASHION!” 🤡🛌👖 Share this madness, fam! 🥳🥳