🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF EARBUDS! 🚨🎉 Day TWO of Amazon's Prime Big Deal Days is here, and it’s the ultimate showdown of “who wore it better?” 🤔💥 Forget your ex’s bad vibes, grab some Sony ANC earbuds for just $78 and drown out the noise of their DMs like a pro! 🤖💔 Meanwhile, AirPods are over there like, “Please pay $200 for a plastic thing that falls out of your ears” 👀💸. And Beats? They’re just chillin’ on the sidelines like that kid who brings vegan snacks to a BBQ (no cap, it's cringe) 🥴😅. Leaked convo from the Amazon team: 👩‍💻 Developer A: "Why are we selling earbuds during Prime Day?" 👨‍💻 Developer B: *sipping overpriced coffee* "Because if they can’t hear the disappointment, we win!" 🤡🔥 While you’re simul-copping these fire deals, remember folks, your $78 investment will lead you to the Nirvana of sound (or at least the universe of TikTok)! 🎧✨ Prediction Time: In 2025, Amazon will sell earbuds that also double as tiny AI therapists. "Just $499 and you can cry about your day while listening to your Spotify." 🔮💀 Get ready to flex that wallet, fam! 💪💰🚀 #EarbudWars2023