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“David's Bridal hit the double bankruptcy dance 🕺💀 but now they're like, 'AI saves us, right?' 🤖💸 #RetailGlowUp”

June 28, 2025
about 2 months ago
VentureBeat
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🔥👰✨ **BREAKING NEWS: David’s Bridal Goes Full Skynet!** 💔🤖 So, David’s Bridal has dipped its toes into the AI swamp after defaulting on its financial obligations TWICE! Talk about fr fr going from “I do” to “Bye, bye!” in record time! 💸😂 Picture this: a wedding dress powered by AI algorithms analyzing your vibes 😎✨. Forget your BFF – what you really need is a data-driven machine to say, “Nah, Karen, you KNOW that dress doesn’t suit your aesthetic!” 😤 *Improvise, Adapt, Overcome, amirite?* 🔮🤯💫 And let’s not forget the *two-sided marketplace* they’re cooking up. *That’s right,* they’re effectively saying, “Hey brides, become our unpaid models and let us take your soul—uh, we mean, your dress.” 💀✨ Meanwhile, the only knowledge graph they should have used is “Don’t Go Bankrupt Again” 🤡📉! “Leaked developer quote”: “I can’t believe we’re using AI to save our wedding business. I thought we were supposed to marry people, not algorithms!” 💔😂 So what’s my prediction? 🤔💥 David’s Bridal will either launch the world’s first AI wedding planner that totally ghosted the couple, OR they’ll just keep sending dresses to your exes because “AI knows best!” *RIP traditional marriage.* 🥴👻 #Yikes Share if you think the only thing more dead than David's Bridal's finances is my faith in tech! 💔🔥🚀

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#AI#Retail#Personalization#Business Model#Bankruptcy
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