🔥🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, tech nerds, because David Sacks is out here hyping up the govtech scene like it’s a celebrity TikTok collab! Let’s get into it: 🎭💰 So, Craft Ventures just decided to sprinkle $42 million like confetti at a 2016 wedding for a startup called Starbridge. 🤑🎉 What’s their mission? Helping businesses navigate public service opportunities—aka the land of endless bureaucracy and paperwork. Call it the “Win-Win-Win” scenario, but all I see is a capitalistic trap where they’re trying to convince you that reading government contracts is a viable side hustle. 🤡💼 A *leaked* Slack convo from a Starbridge dev: “Yo, do we wanna monitor public service opportunities or just build a really complicated online bingo card?” 😂🧐 🤖💀 Meanwhile, all the competitors be like Drake pointing at the “This is Fine” meme while their plans for world domination go up in smoke. And here comes the wild prediction: in two years, Starbridge’s tech will include a chatbot that gives you government forms but ONLY in emoji. "🗳️✍️💼💸." Get ready for the cringe fest! So, is it stonks or nah? 💹🧐 Only time will tell. But for now, buckle up and watch how they ride this chaotic wave! 🌊✨