🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Amazon’s AGI guru David Luan drops the hottest tech tea in a cozy Q&A with our boy Alex Heath from The Verge! ☕💻💡 So, picture this: David bounces from Adept like "Nah, I’m heading to a bigger jungle 🐅✨," and they call it a *reverse acquihire*—ya’ll hear that? It’s like a company Tinder, but instead of swiping right, they just ghosted him like “it’s not you, it’s me.” 💔👻 But wait, it gets wilder! David thinks AI progress has slowed down and is just chilling on the couch binging Netflix, while we’re out here waiting for it to bring us snacks! 🍕📉🔥 He calls this plateau the next “S-curve” for AI. Is that S for ‘SLOW’ or 'SHOCKINGLY BAD'? 🤔💀🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the chat with Alex dives into AI solving agents like it’s some sci-fi movie plot twist. Imagine an AI being like “I’m not just here for the stonks, I’m here for the world domination!” 🤖🌍🚀 Developer whispers from the shadows say: “We just need a little more ketchup with our data fries, fam.” 🍟💀 Here’s my unhinged hot take: Forget AGI, BRING BACK THE BEEPER 🤡📟! The future is retro and these clowns just don’t know it yet! #MemeTheFuture 🔥🔥🔥