🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN STARTUP LAND! 💥🚨 Ever felt like you're just one bad pivot away from turning into a meme? 💀💸 Enter Dr. David H. Rosmarin, the real-life anxiety whisperer, tackling those startup jitters like a champ! 👨‍⚕️🤳 At TechCrunch All Stage 2025 (aka the Mental Health Olympics of Startups) on July 15, he’s preaching that anxiety doesn’t have to be your toxic ex lurking in your DMs! 🥴✨ Dr. Rosmarin just dropped the ultimate life hack: “What if anxiety could just be a feature, not a bug?” 🤯💡 I can hear the devs now 💻: "Anxiety.exe has stopped working" while they frantically pivot to a new business model! 🚀😂 But, on a real note, he’s serving up wisdom for the founder fam like it's Thanksgiving dinner 🦃 - teaching us to turn those emotional swings into emotional *stonks*! 📈💰 Imagine what would happen if you approached your anxiety like Drake approaches sad songs—by making bangers out of pain! 🎤😤 Leaked conversation: **Startup Founder:** "Dude, I wanna launch this app, but I'm freaking out!" **Dr. Rosmarin:** "Cope less, pivot more, and remember—this is FINE!" 🔥🔥 So here's my hot take: In 2025, we'll see a wave of anxiety management startups, but they'll all be ran by therapists using TikTok challenges to make mental health *lit*! 🤪📲💀 #GetYourZenOn