🎭🔪 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE A NAP, BUT DAVID DASTMALCHIAN JUST DROPPED A BLOOD-SOAKED TEASE ON DEXTER: RESURRECTION LIKE... 💥💀 So here’s the tea, fam: David Dastmalchian, our fave serial killer extraordinaire (not that we endorse murder, okay?), is back and ready to give us ALL the thrillz. From juggling dead bodies in *12 Monkeys* to stepping into the shoes of ACTUAL murderer Albert DeSalvo in *Boston Strangler*, our dude is basically the *Avengers* of serial killers. 💪💀🚀 In a spicy episode of Mashable's “Say More” series, he spilled the beans about his new character, Gareth, calling it “the most fun I've ever gotten to have portraying a serial killer.” NO CAP! 🤯🔥 Like, are you even a serial killer if you're not having fun? And let’s be real, if the serial killer’s backstory isn’t wild enough to make us question our life choices, is it even worth it? 🤔💰 I mean, what’s next? Gareth’s hobby is knitting cozy sweaters for his victims while discussing the merits of avocado toast? 💭 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, our writers just opened a Wikipedia page on criminals and threw darts at it. This is going to be a **hella** chaotic season.” So, mark your calendars, folks, because I predict this season is going to be wilder than a cat meme on steroids! 🐱💥 #DexterResurrection #MurderButMakeItFashion