🚨💔 BREAKING: Legendary bioDad aka David Baltimore has ascended to the Great Lab in the Sky at 87! Beyond the stonks of molecular biology, this mad scientist 🧪 changed how we understand cell info flow. Talk about a total game changer! No cap, he def pulled a Yoda on the entire science industry, flipping it the script in the 70s like “I’m not saying cells can talk, but WAIT for it...” 📡💥 But let’s not forget—the man faced down some serious heat with allegations of fraud (yikes 😬). In the tinfoil hat corner, we had fellow scientists saying, “Was it even REAL science, bro?” I mean, come on, drama in academia? It’s like a Netflix series waiting to happen! 🎬🔥 In an exclusive *leaked* convo, a disgruntled colleague reportedly said, "I can't believe he got a Nobel and I just got an email about my seminar." Oof 😳 So as we tip our hats 🎩 to Dr. Baltimore, let’s remember folks: science is messy! This is fine. 🌼 And my hot take? Within 5 years, we’ll be cloning Nobel winners. Imagine your kid saying, “Dad, I did a project with 17 Davids, but that's just a Tuesday!” 🤖💥 SHARE if you’re ready for the cellular drama to continue! 💁‍♂️💥