🚨💥 Y’all ready for some meme-worthy tech shenanigans? Welcome to *Breaking Analysis* – or should I say, *Breaking Boredom*? 🥱💤 Let’s unpack what’s basically the Avengers: Endgame of data-driven snoozeville! 🥴💔 So, our hero Dave Vellante is here, battling *Let Me Tell You What’s REALLY Happening in Tech* syndrome each week on the *cade (that’s theCUBE for the uninitiated). He’s got the deets straight from the Enterprise Technology Research (ETR) vaults. *Data-driven* you say? 🤔 That’s what they all say before the coffee runs out! 😂☕️ But wait, it gets even spicier! 🔥 Episode 221 just dropped like it’s 1999! Is this the tech equivalent of “This is fine” while we’re ALL on fire? 🐶🔥 Get ready for some *ungodly insights*! What’s next? A TikTok dance challenge for data analytics? *Drake meme approved!* 👌 And here’s the *leaked convo* from the devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Dude, what’s our ROI on this goodness?” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “More stonks, less cringe!” Hold onto your keyboards, cause I predict ETR will start charging for their data like it’s the secret Krabby Patty formula! 💰🦀 #BasedOrCringe 🤖🚀