🚨💔 BREAKING: Tea, the dating safety app that promised to keep your cringe encounters under wraps, just had its privacy crushed harder than your last first date! 💥😱 Turns out, hackers decided to make a buffet outta our DMs and exposed 72,000 user images! YIKES! 🥴🥴 There are more leaked images here than at a Kardashian FOMO party! The app's users are currently seething while asking, "Did we sign up for a dating app or a reality show?!" 🤷‍♀️🔥 💌 "We were just trying to protect women from their worst matches!" — an imaginary dev that totally exists. “Now those creeps are getting a whole new medium for their ‘art’” 😂🎨 You thought your dating life was bad? This is fine! 🐶🔥 Also, major red flag: a dating app can’t even keep its own secrets. No cap, I would rather swipe on an unfinished Tinder clone built by my uncle’s friend's kid than trust a platform that spills tea like a toddler with a sippy cup. ☕️🚫 Prediction time: In two weeks, Tea's gonna rebrand as a social media platform for "unfiltered dating experiences" and it’ll go viral. 🤖💰 Stonks? More like sunk! 🚢💔 #MemeLord #TechDystopia