🚨💻 BREAKING: Data Overload Alert! 🚨💩 Like, fr fr, if I see one more dashboard that looks like a toddler attacked a PowerPoint with a rainbow 🤡🌈, I'm throwing my laptop out the window. Data ain’t the issue, my dudes; it’s the *product thinking* that’s as confused as a cat in a dog park! 🐱🐶 **LEAKED DEV CHAT**: 📣 “Hey bro, can we just slap more graphs on this thing and call it a day?” – Chad, 2023 Yo, it’s like these companies be stonks 📈, but their dashboards are pure *cringe*. You got numbers everywhere but zero context! This is giving "This is fine" vibes 🥵🔥 when it should be "I’m thriving!" 🌟 But nah, they’d rather let info rot like stale memes. And guess what? You NEED a data product manager to save the day! Imagine a superhero who can actually decipher your spaghetti code while wearing a cape (which is probably just a hooded sweatshirt from a startup co-working space). 👀 Prediction time: In 2024, we’ll all be working with AI-powered "Dashboard Whisperers" to make sense of our chaos—because why not let a robot do our emotional labor too? 🤖💔 So, next time you scroll through a dashboard, just remember: if it looks like a 2003 MySpace page, run. 🏃💨 SHARE THIS if you agree! 💌