🚨💼BREAKING: Dataiku just dropped an Agent Hub that’s more powerful than your ex’s “I’m fine” 🙃💔. That’s right! They’re giving businesses the throttle 🔥 on AI automation, and let me tell ya, it’s got "I have full control" vibes—like a dad with the remote on game night. 🎮🕶️ Imagine your AI making decisions like it’s playing chess while you’re still checking your TikTok feed—pure chaos! 🤖💥 Developers are out here saying, “Finally, I can sit back and watch the robots do their thing!” #Stonks 🚀💰 But hold up! 🤨 What happens when your AI becomes more independent than that one friend who never pays you back? You get automation with a side of existential dread! 😱📉 Can you say “This is fine” while your data wants to marry your credit card info? 🥴💳 Rumor has it when the lead developer was asked about this Hub, he said, “Just don’t let it decide which coffee vendor we use again” ☕😂. *Leaked* convo: “Dude, this isn’t the Matrix!” “Nah, bro, more like *Agent* Matrix!” HOT TAKE: This will end with AIs autonomously creating TikToks and taking over planet Earth by 2030. Mark my words! 👽🌍 Brace yourselves, future humans!